Your mouth is God's brothel.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
then he tried to convert me to islam
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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