my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You've changed since you got that strap on
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I think my moral compass just broke
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