he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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