i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
just tell him i said nine months
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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