My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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