Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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