All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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