pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
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I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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