I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
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