didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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