So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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