Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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