Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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