she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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