Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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