How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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