I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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