she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
