Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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