Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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