The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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