VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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