I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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