you would pick up someone in the library
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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