you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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