He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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