so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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