My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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