Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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