the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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