Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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