Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
being pregnant is like rehab
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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