My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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