At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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