They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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