i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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