I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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