is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
nutella sex= disaster
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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We are two peas in an std pod
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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