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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"

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  wow.

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  yeah, it was that bad.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan

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• (406): View more from Montana

  There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?

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