I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
this will be a night to untag.
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs