we're blogging at a bar
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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