similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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