Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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