The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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