This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Pooping to opera.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Randomize
