people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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my poor anus
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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