that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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