Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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