brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
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And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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