she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Randomize
