Dual....:-)
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
What did we do last night that was yellow?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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