maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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