Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
soo... how was my night?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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