It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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