It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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