yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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