Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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