you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize