That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
