Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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