At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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