I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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