My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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